Have you ever.....

Cleaned poop off of a shower curtain?  I hadn't either....till tonight.  I decided to skip photos for this post.  You're welcome.  Instead -- I found this for you.  Moose poop earrings.  Yep, straight from Maine....bet you were thinking Montana, huh?!?  Winters must get long out there.  If you happen to get these for me for Christmas or my birthday, I will not wear them and you will have lost $16 plus shipping, but I'd still laugh!