Potty Training

If he's peeing in the potty. Good.

If he's making it through the night. Awesome.

If he pees his pants once a day. You're the best.

If he poops in his pants while you're sitting right there after you've sat in the bathroom for a half hour. Go out for a beer.

The end.

Good luck with your potty training adventures. Don't call me for advice. I am at a loss for words for the first time in my life.